You never feed
me.
Perhaps I'll
sleep on your face.
That will sure
show you.
You must
scratch me there!
Yes, above my
tail!
Behold,
elevator butt.
The rule for
today:
Touch my tail,
I shred your hand.
New rule
tomorrow.
In deep sleep
hear sound
cat vomit
hairball somewhere
will find in
morning.
Grace
personified.
I leap into the
window.
I meant to do
that.
Blur of motion,
then --
silence, me, a
paper bag.
What is so
funny?
The mighty
hunter
Returns with
gifts of plump birds --
your foot just
squashed one.
You're always
typing.
Well, let's see
you ignore my
sitting on your
hands.
My small
cardboard box.
You cannot see
me if I
can just hide
my head.
Terrible
battle.
I fought for
hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term
paper?'
Small brave
carnivores
Kill pine cones
and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum
cleaner
I want to be
close
to you. Can I
fit my head
inside your
armpit?
Wanna go
outside.
Oh, poop! Help!
I got outside!
Let me back
inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been
trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the
rescue!
Humans are so
strange.
Mine lies still
in bed, then screams;
My claws are
not that sharp.