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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

 

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on

infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

 

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

 

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's

runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

 

 

 

Pause: Static.............

 

 

 

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

 

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

 

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

 

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah

"hey" for us -- ya hear?.